Anjelica Huston Reveals Jack Nicholson’s “D Thing” is “Very Big”

Anjelica Huston is notorious for being an open book, but can she stand up to Andy Cohen’s harsh line of questioning? Hell yeah, she can. On Monday night, Huston stopped by Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, where she spilled the tea on everything from her horrible first impression of Bill Murray to Jack Nicholson‘s well-endowed “D thing.” The legendary actress revealed that Nicholson, her partner from 1973 to 1990, is “very big,” although she acknowledged that he may only be hung “for the moment.” Only time will tell, I guess?

Huston’s latest revelation came during a game of “Plead the Fifth,” in which Cohen asks his guests three difficult questions and they can only avoid answering one. After revealing that her The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou co-star Murray gave her a bad first impression — “He invited everyone to dinner except for me!” she said — Huston opted to “plead the fifth” regarding a celebrity she turned down after hitting on her. Finally, Cohen asked his third question, saying, “Describe Jack Nicholson as a lover in three words.”

The actress seemed flustered, and she spent a few seconds thinking of an appropriate answer. “Oh dear. What is that D thing?” she asked fellow guest RuPaul. “Dick,” he replied, totally unfazed. Huston shrugged and turned back to Cohen. “That’s one word,” she said with a laugh. “Very big,” she added, still laughing.

“Wow, he’s well-endowed?” asked Cohen. “Well, for the moment,” replied Huston (Nicholson is 82 years old). Cohen tried to throw the show to commercial, but Huston still wanted to talk about Nicholson’s wang. “That was really hard,” she said, noting that her answer was “sort of inaccurate.” Added Huston, “But we won’t go there.” That’s probably for the best. The last thing the world needs to think about is which way, specifically, Jack Nicholson is “very big.”

Watch Huston play “Plead the Fifth” in the clip above.

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