Denise Richards Welcomed Charlie Sheen’s Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner Like a True Queen

You might think you’re thankful for Denise Richards, but there’s a hooker somewhere out there in the world right now that’s even MORE thankful for the actress and cast member on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

This week, Denise sat down with her pal and fellow actor Patrick Muldoon for lunch, and while he was worried about the sun aging him, she confessed, “My ex-husband’s aged me terribly, I think. A little bit. A teeny weeny bit,” she laughed.

Then we received this gift from her bounty: “Charlie came over for Thanksgiving for dinner a few years ago and he had a hooker in the car in the driveway. He’s like, he was afraid to tell me, ‘Well, she’s in the driveway, is it ok if she’s in the driveway?'” Denise let out a large sigh and said, “I’ll set a fucking plate.” The true patience of a saint right there.

But as she put it, ever so beautifully, “Even a hooker deserves to have Thanksgiving dinner!” And she’s right! It’s all about coming together with people, even those we may have our differences with, to celebrate what we’re grateful for. We can’t help but wonder how that dinner table conversation went though…

While Denise is likely thankful that Charlie Sheen is her ex-husband now, especially that she’s got the well-endowed hottie that is Aaron Phypers by her side, we continue to be thankful all year round that Denise is the outspoken cast member of this show she’s truly come to be.

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