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NSFW: TV’s 14 Sexiest (And Strangest) Sex Scenes of 2014 (Gallery)

NSFW: TV’s 14 Sexiest (And Strangest) Sex Scenes of 2014 (Gallery)

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mad-men-threesome
Three cheers, or should we say jeers, for the unsexiest, most awkward threesome in primetime for 2014. Leave it to Don Draper to make a perfectly fun situation totally weird. [Where to stream Mad Men, “The Runaways”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: AMC

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mindy-project-i-slipped
“I SLIPPED!” Danny confessed after he tried to see how far he could go now that he and Mindy are totally in love. Only she wasn’t in love with his, er, forwardness. Though it wasn’t explicitly shown, the series was the first to televise anal sex on a broadcast network. [Where to stream The Mindy Project, “I Slipped”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: Fox

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jason-eric-sex-scene
Not gonna lie: we might have fantasized about Jason and Eric getting’ it on way back when. But the show built up the suspense too much, as this dud of a sex scene was a total let down. [Where to stream True Blood, “I Found You”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: HBO

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mistresses-canvas-sex
So April and Daniel did it on canvas. With paint. From what we saw, it looked pretty sexy, but c’mon, like this would really happen. That would be the most annoying, unsexy clean up process ever. [Where to stream Mistresses, “Boundaries”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: ABC

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the-americans
Nothing kills the mood of a good 69 like your teenage daughter walking in on you. D’OH! You’re both spies and you can’t lock a door?! [Where to stream The Americans, “Comrades”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: FX

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house-of-cards-threesome
I think we can all agree NO ONE saw this threesome coming. Especially Meechum. [Where to stream House of Cards, “Chapter 24”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: Netflix

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the-leftovers-sex
What’s so weird about Justin Theroux getting nakey, you ask? Well, let’s just say things get a little surreal when the woman he’s with disappears from underneath him. [Where to stream The Leftovers, “The Garveys at Their Best”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: HBO

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house-of-cards-lisa-rachel
Rachel and her church friend Lisa are a match made in heaven. Too bad Doug Stamper’s creeping killed the mood. [Where to stream House of Cards, “Chapter 24”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: Netflix

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game-of-thrones-martell
Oberyn Martell was our bisexual hero in Season Four of Game of Thrones. He was this dude’s hero, too. [Where to stream Game of Thrones, “First of His Name”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: HBO

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ali-derek-transparent
Ali showed us one way to get the most out of your workout. [Where to stream Transparent, “The Letting Go”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: Amazon Studios

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true-detective-maggie-rust
Welp, that was one way to get even with Marty. Maggie, darlin’. We probably would have taken advantage of a drunk Rust Cohle, too. [Where to stream True Detective, “Haunted Houses”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: HBO

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sarah-tammy-transparent
Sarah and Tammy had such hot sex, this is the most tasteful gif we could muster. [Where to stream Transparent, “Wedge”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: Amazon Studios

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Outlander
When Claire and Jamie finally boned, we’re pretty sure we felt the Earth stop spinning. [Where to stream Outlander, “The Wedding”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: Starz

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htgawm-connor-copy-room-guy
Whoa, who would have thunk the copy room would become a steamy sex dungeon. Go Connor! [Where to stream How to Get Away With Murder, “Let’s Get to Scooping”]

Gif: Jaclyn Kessel; Image: ABC