Fun
Frisky
Nostalgic
Intense
Adventurous
Choked Up
Curious
Romantic
Weird‘House Of Cards’: Chapter 30 (GALLERY)
By Mark Graham
@unclegrambo
Published
Feb. 27, 2015, 7:42 a.m. ET
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6:16 AM: So Heather Dunbar is all like, "Drone strikes aren't that bad," and now a lot of people are pissed, except Frank of course, because he put her up to it. Meanwhile Claire is trying to secure her spot in the United Nation Peace Resolution by speaking bad French and buttering important people up.
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6:22 AM: So now Frank tapped her to take that old guy's spot as Chief Justice. Yes, the one with Alzheimer's because Frank has no soul. Dunbar says yes and her power in that position will help him win re-election, coming up in 18 months.
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6:27 AM: Meanwhile McPoyle is helping Doug find Rachel, but it's proving rather difficult. So they're going to try and find her through her former lesbian lover, Lisa. Remember her? Maybe this will jog your memory.
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6:27 AM: Meanwhile McPoyle is helping Doug find Rachel, but it's proving rather difficult. So they're going to try and find her through her former lesbian lover, Lisa. Remember her? Maybe this will jog your memory.
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6:31 AM: New Zoey and Cumberbatch look-a-like are probably going to get it on soon. Which make me a little nauseous. Or maybe that's just because I devoured an English muffin slathered in peanut butter three hours before I normally eat breakfast.
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6:45AM: Oh, hey, it's the Sun! Hi buddy. Ok, back to the show.
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6:47 AM: In a very Richard III moment, Doug approaches Dunbar and threatens to use him or lose him to help her run in 2016, which is sure to be a huge thorn in the Underwoods’ side being that he know’s all their dirty laundry. Frank should have just given him his job back and all of this would have been prevented. Doug was the loyalest of lapdogs up until now.
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6:50 AM: Good morning, Detective Rawls! Ironically, the last show I binged in this capacity was The Wire so this is a welcome surprise. As always, he plays a ruthless badass.
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6:53AM: OMG HE JUST BROKE JESUS. If you get 7 years of bad luck for breaking a mirror, I can't imagine what happens after breaking the likeness of the world's most famous carpenter.
